I hate the current version of Twilight. It's as lame as, well, lame. So, I'm gonna rewrite Twilight in my own words.
Shortest Edition
Bella Swan, a 17-year-old girl from Phoenix, moves to Forks (where her father, Charlie Swan lives) and falls in love with a very, very beautiful boy named Edward Cullen. He turns out to be a 'pontianak' (what you call a vampire in Malaysia AND is 200% cooler than disco balls) and sucks Bella's blood. Bella dies, duh.
Then, Charlie gets mad and seeks the help of a shaman to hunt Edward and his family. The shaman successfully kills the Cullens and everyone lives happily ever after.